Bristan Banter: Our favourite plumber jokes

Laughter really is the best medicine and it’s true that a good giggle can reduce anxiety and even help you to feel more positive!

To help all you hard working plumbers beat those stress hormones, we thought we’d round up some of our favourite plumbing rib ticklers.


1. Toilet humour

Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now, they have nothing to go on.

2. A plumber’s wage

A father was showing a new co-worker a picture of his five children. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle child and the father said, “Oh, she’s a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others’ educations.”

3. Barking mad

A dog goes into a Plumbers Merchants and says, “I’d like a job please”. The owner says, “We don’t hire dogs, why don’t you go join the circus?” The dog replies, “What would the circus want with a plumber?

4. Is it a bird, is it plane?

What do you call a bathroom Superhero? Flush Gordon.

And finally….

5. A classic

How many plumbers does it take to replace a lightbulb? Two: one to get the beer and another to call an electrician.


Think you can do better? Share your favourite one-liners on our Facebook and Twitter pages with the hashtag #BristanBanter. But keep it clean!